On my home planet, Planet B, I float around all day. Everytime an alien sees a puddle, they must jump and splash around in it. The best word to describe my planet is freaky. Everything on it is freaky. My fellow aliens are freaky, my alien parents are freaky, and my alien friend, Caroline, is also super freaky.
My UFO, I call it Bob, is parked under a dock, in the Boston Harbor. It is very big. I gave my sidekick her own room, because she is so germy I didn't want to catch a cold. I have provided several freaky pictures for you to see.
This is what Sarah Elishe looks like.
This is my sidekick Germy Pothill.
This is Cookie.
This is my UFO named Bob.
This is Planet B.
I hope you have enjoyed learning about my ways. My mission is complete. Your minds are missing. The time has come, for me to return to Planet B. Lobtruk! (That means good bye on Planet B.)